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chrisswim
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VZ Ambassador to the UIN
"We are still waiting on the proper payment of $25,000,000 as approved and needed to compensate for the damage to our natural resources, pristine virgin forests that have been burned out. We do welcome the fire fighting equipment, but that will only prevent from expanding destruction caused by Canadian forces."
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you think It's high time the UIN sent some Peace Enforcers into some of these troublespots, Mr. Ambassador?

Mister Retief, where would all these imaginations be if peace broke out everywhere? Why, unemployment would SOAR! Then, people would overwhelm the Terran diplomatic offices applying for benefits. That might BREAK us!
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

President PG, you have an absolutely fabulous idea!! You are in charge. Take a Peace Force down there to protect the people.
You have this, your mission.
Thank you for taking care of this for us.
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are MAD if you think I am going to pull your chestnuts out the fire. And the hermit state of Gator is not a member of the UIN, so put it where the sun don't shine. Wanna send us another delegate?
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the Groaci trade representative standing with the Terran delegation waggled his eye stalks, ogling a passing female, clearly in violation of local culture laws, purring with satisfaction at the morass the natives were dragging themselves inexorably into.
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canada has sent the payment of $25,000,000 dollars to Venezuela to compensate for the damages done by the Canadian forces Napalm Bombardment.
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CoC Ambassador says goodbye to State Dept of PG, flys out of town after apologizing for insulting PG. Did not recall you were not a member of the UIN.

VZ acknowledges receipt of $25mil. Less bank wire transfer fees. Thank you. VZ wants to buy some food stuffs to sprinkle around. Then more luxurious food for entertaining the generals and police commissioners.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are fortunate the firing range was inactive for maintenance. Failing to file a flight plan is usually fatal here.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The puddle jumper that I was on didn't file a flight plan. It was Bulldog Air Shuttle service. No wonder. Should have gone with Great Gator Shuttle Service.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your diplomat might not have appreciated it. We fly unwelcome diplomats out on Atomic Annie Airlines or Minuteman Flight Systems. Fast, one way, minimum comfort.

Incoming unwelcome diplomats are met with a 17-gun salute delivered by a tank company on line, of course, lined up along the runway. Tank commanders issue the traditional ceremonial fire command... "GUNNER, BEEHIVE! DIPLOMATS! FIRE!" The diplomats are then swept up with stable brooms into dustpan and disposed of by buzzards. The plane is recycled.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Canadian Ambassador to the UIN has recently received a formal complaint that is filed aginest the ROD by the Canadian Forces Commander stationed in Venezuela, he accuses the Liaison team they sent, of two counts of disobeying his direct orders, two counts of dereliction of duty, and one count of reckless abandonment which has endangered the Canadian led coalition forces there.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ROD ambassador to the UIN enjoys a hearty belly laugh at the Canadian statement. He then reminds Canada that no ROD troops were ever under Canadian command, and they never will be since the Canadian mutiny aboard an ROD warship. Then there is the Canadian threat to capture that ROD ship.

After the ROD ambassador finishes laughing he announces that the ROD has grown weary of Canada's BS and the ROD is closing its embassy in Canada. All ROD diplomatic personnel are returning home.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Canadian Ambassador agreed with the ROD that this complaint was bogus and tore it to shreads, the Commander will be removed and the troops will eventually be pulled out of Venezuela.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Guyana Ambassador to the UIN, "children,...errrrr... people, people, can't we just get along, solve problems? Lets not create them or make them worse."
. Tripoli Ambassador seconded that statement.... "oh, it was not a motion, sorry, so used to just seconding any comment/motion/resolution by any member of the Commonwealth. We are in step. Its not that we use it for political gain, I believe in it.
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Serbia Amb. "I propose a world Income Tax on those people that earn over $1,000,000 per year of 5%. It will help the less fortunate people of the world to adjust, to rise above the poverty level, to have a living wage. It would be fair."
West China Amb, "second."
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canadian Ambassador to the UIN, "ROD ambassador that "threat" to capture one of your ships was largly due to a misunderstanding as we assumed your people sank the transport ship that was carrying the RCN fighter Squdron that your carrier Fury dumped off in the middle of the Pacific only to find out it was a North Korean sub that sank it. Plus we did apologied for the Protest that happened on said carrier".
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